Kangaroo Court Player Fines
 
 
An unfair, biased, or hasty judicial proceeding that ends in a harsh punishment; an unauthorized trial conducted by individuals who have taken the law into their own hands, such as those put on by vigilantes or prison inmates; a proceeding and its leaders who are considered sham, corrupt, and without regard for the law.
Fines
Minor Offense = $2
Major Offense = $5
The offender has the right to a appeal an accusation.  If the offender is found innocent the fine shall be void.  If the offender is found guilty during the appeal the fine shall be doubled.  All verdicts and appeals shall be decided by the veteran judges.
                                                     

Fine

Date

Offender

Offense

Accuser

Verdict

Status 

$2 CFC 2011 Miller Not obtaining first Dangle Pie shutout  #23 Pending Pending
$2 CFC 2011 Joey Bar MO - Top Dog  #23 Pending Pending
$2 CFC 2011 the Hoff Championship game injury   #23 Pending Pending
$2 CC's 2011 Detective No Dr. McGuilleycuddy's post-game   #23 Pending Pending
 $2 CFC 2011  Stewy Laying on the ice & ruining shutout  #23  Pending Pending
 $2 CFC 2011 Jenner
Flying the entire girlfriend's family in from New Zealand to game and not scoring #23  Pending Pending
 $2 CFC 2011  Timmy Phantom NHL draft pick signing  #23  Pending  Pending
 $2 CC 2010 Genitals Candle throwing #23 Pending  Pending
 $2 CC 2010 Genitals
Attempting to steal a Buddah statue  #23 Pending Pending
 $5 CC 2010  Stammer Sunday game - No show  #23 Pending Pending
 $2  STP 2011
 Torneto
 Having a bunny/cat combo
 #19  Pending  Pending
 $2 + Fat Team  STP 2010
Detective  Coming into camp too fat   #19  Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Detective  Lazy hack penalty
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Joey
 Bad gas all day
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Miller
 Chugging beer during game
  #19  Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Stammer
 Couldn't hit broad side of barn
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Kiss
 Hands like stones
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Detective
 Dead giveaway (turnover)
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Joey
 Ralph  #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Joey
 Delaying the evening
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Sully
 No wardrobe
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Stammer
 Dropping a bottle
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Joey
 Dollar sign
 #19 

Pending

 Pending
 $2  STP 2010
Sully
 PP & Ralph
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Detective  Gallagher display at lunch
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Joey  Ordering bottled water
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Miller  Took a tub
  #19  Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Joey  Jungle Fever
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Joey  Joe No Goal
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2  STP 2010
 Miller  Biting it in hotel lobby
 #19   Pending  Pending
 $2 STP 2010  Detective  Bad fake wrap  #19  Pending   Pending
 $2  STP 2010 Killer  Ralph during deuce  #19 Pending  Pending
 $2 STP 2012 Killer  Asking to update his profile with "finding the back of the net regularly" #23  Pending  Pending
 $2  CC 2011  Miller  Pre-game picnic at the park  #23  Pending  Pending
 

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