Lou is another pivotal member of the Dangle Pies. Although small in stature, Lou is a big presence on the ice and at local bars. Prior to his Sacred Heart and Dangle Pies Career, Lou was a thong model for Abercrombie and Fitch.

Lou tried to steal a Buddah statue not once but twice in 5 minutes from a Japanese Restaurant in Worcester, MA during the 2009 Chowder Cup. Lou is also known for his bone-jarring " I HATE FACKING LOSING" speech in the middle of the SHU JV 2004-2005 season.